Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

How crackers say for shore my nigger

that crack be here fo shizzle my nizzle

by Jawana bofeqewa July 3, 2005

Squeze My Nippl and Call Me Sally

an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!

They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.

by Anonymous March 8, 2003

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009

I wanna dye my hair pink

Code speak for “I want to have sex with you right now”

Girl: “”I wanna dye my hair pink””

Guy: same.

* sex initiates*

by 2Hawt2Handol August 21, 2021

I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

boobs are filled with me, jiggling them - shaking them
so she means her boobs jiggling brings all the boys to her

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

(My boobs-jiggling brings all the boys to the yard)

by thefreelef October 9, 2016

You Just Pissed on my Rug, Dude

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.

Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.

by The Timmer April 12, 2007