arse off

For a situation not bad enough to say fuck.

"You can't make it anymore? Oh arse off, we all know you actually just don't want to come."

by lesbopussydestroyer6969 January 9, 2019

Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

Goffle Off

To talk nonsense

When he spoke, he seemed to goffle off a load of rubbish.
He goffled off BS, it didn't help.

by Flickering State September 30, 2016

off-sight

something that is not seen, it has nothing to do with a particular location, off-site deals with location.

She has turned the corner and is off-sight to me currently.

by italianczech September 7, 2009

Chafe-off

A point where a man has masturbated so many times at once that the skin on his penis becomes sore and red. (three times a day is the recommended max.)

Tony: Dude, after my girlfriend dumped me I began to masturbate alot. So often that I began to chafe-off.

Chris: lotion usually helps that. Try is next time you do it.

by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011

50% off

A masterpiece gifted to us by the true god octopimp

John: have you seen 50% off
Jeff: Yes it is a godsend

by Hisbshshwuwu August 12, 2019

Off The Hook

A duo of singers at Splatoon 2. They replaced the squid sisters.

Did you saw the performance of Off The Hook at the splatfest? It was amazing!

by Cyanite_Gem October 12, 2017