Dick ons

When someone in the group leaves a night out/party to go get some dick.

Like kick ons but for the intention of sex.

"Hey bro have you seen Jennifer?"

"Yeah bro, she just left to go to Sam's for dick ons."

by Auzza November 9, 2019

Hole in One

when one cums inside their own nostril

John was very horny and finished with a hole in one

by tuckahoe in bed July 30, 2016

one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020

slice one in

to have sexual intercourse

See her over there? I'd slice one in.

by lipenaar June 11, 2006

that one teacher

That one teacher who thinks you have all the free time in the world

John: oh my god we got a reading book and a project on Christmas from Mrs oberkurky!
Joe: You always have that one teacher.

by Wiener dogs February 14, 2017

The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

One for the homies

While having anal sex, you take a swig of your alcholic drink, pull out and very quickly pour some in your partners' ass before it snaps shut.

Last night when I was with my woman, I pulled a One for the homies with some champagne. She will now forever be known as bubbley butt!

by Top tier June 5, 2019