Beef Curtains

When a girl has had too much sex, her Vulva usually resembles beef curtains.
"I bet that slut's vagina looks like beef curtains!"
"Her beef cutains flap in the wind!"
by Paulaa February 20, 2007
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Beef Clown

Someone who shows up to a party dressed as a clown and tends to be confrontational. They are commonly in denial about their status as a Beef Clown and are abrasive when reminded of it.
I can't believe Karen is still in denial, everyone knows she is a huge beef clown!
by TheSauce330 June 29, 2011
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Roast beef

The vaginal area of an Indian, African, Caribbean, Middle-Eastern or other dark-skinned lady, particularly one that you know has shaved her pussy.
Sean refused to flirt with the new office hottie Pridya, as he's not a fan of munching on roast beef.
by jpbookim May 13, 2012
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beef drapes

"I'm not going near Crystals beef drapes."
by Anthony March 02, 2004
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beef a cheddar

to let loose a fart that is real bad
when you eat fast food late at night you wake up and beef a cheddar
by pelon July 29, 2006
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flooded beef

The point at which during vaginal intercourse, the female has pissed, and the male has not yet pulled his penis out of the vagina; The point before being floodgated.
Suzy: AH! I just pissed!

Bob: Aw, fuck. Now I have to deal with your flooded beef before I pull out! Thanks, Bitch!
by breezer8807 February 20, 2010
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Beef Cake

a canned pound of meat that says makes you beefy but really makes the stuff under your skin beef. You become over weight and when you bleed you bleed cow blood instead. Beef starts oozing out of cuts. Makes it more difficult to piss because of the beef clogging everything down there.
After I had some of this Beef Cake My cock is too heavy to get boners.
by Nico H. March 01, 2008
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