by Blue D of the 3rd world December 17, 2009
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Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.
"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."
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by juls727 September 16, 2011
Get the Floodgate mug.The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet
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Get the floodgate fart mug.mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"
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by urbanDICtionary November 28, 2012
Get the Floodgates mug.Opening up potential for massive flooding in message boards, primarily due to new info being revealed for unreleased games.
The Super Smash Bros. Brawl official website opens lot of floodgates on related message boards, due to its daily updates.
by NoobMuncher3000 August 1, 2007
Get the floodgate mug.When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
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