google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement

“hey you’re kinda gay”
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage”

by 1:11AM July 2, 2019

Google

the biggest online search engine

You know I can google that in like 3 seconds right.

by redbandit 4 July 16, 2019

Googles Karma

The act of having a argument about something being more or less right than the other so you google it and you were right

Friend: Did you know Mcdonalds is better than wendy's?
You: No mcdonalds SUCKS
Friend: Im sorry what did you just say?
You: i said mcdonald's sucks!!
Friend: Well at least mcdonalds has real meat and unrefrigerated

You: Ok i'll google it
You: *Shows that i'm right*

Friend: Thats fake
You: Stop denying it thats just googles karma

by MotherEureka July 22, 2019

Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business

Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad

by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019

Google

the biggest dickwad ever you close an add and report it then it pops up again

google fricking sucks

by Archangle1036 May 8, 2019

Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google

I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.

My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.

by bigspence April 6, 2019