People ages 14 and up who live in Los Angeles who listen to Yelle, wear berets and thinly striped shirts (usually black paired with another color), and have a large collection of flat, ankle-high, lace up boots. They also tend to write or say the word "tres" in front of every adjective.
Wannabe French Hipsters can be found at your local Farmer's Market and lurking in some dive bars. Also usually at trendy cafes eating a croissant and drinking black coffee.
by couturachic January 11, 2009
Get the Wannabe French Hipstersmug. A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.
by Slimcady August 1, 2022
Get the Poseidon's French Kissmug. Well since we didn’t score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. I’ll pay $5 for a hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
Get the French Flea Marketmug. "I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."
by fibonacci112358 February 22, 2023
Get the Wave the French Flagmug. two french toast slices of love with bananna slabs in the middle,strawberry droppings on top. powdered sugar and one scoop of vanilla ice cream.
by j roc smoov March 5, 2009
Get the french toast bosswichmug. by Bucky6217 June 30, 2017
Get the French Freckle Garyingmug. Not to be confused with a “French Tickler,” the French Toe Tickler is a vagrant that drugs or incapacitates in some other form an innocent bystander and proceeds to suck their toes.
Did you hear about Steve? He won’t wear open toe shoes anymore after the French Toe Tickler incident.
by Cômrådę Thicqué December 8, 2020
Get the French Toe Ticklermug.