pine eyes

when your extremely high and your eyes are shaped like almonds...or even lower than that like asians.

I got my pine eyes on, so you know that im zooted.

by Anonymous1234543212345e November 25, 2009

Iron Eyes

A game played over IM between two insanely bored people. The first person says a dirty term and the second person must google image search that term (with safesearch filters off). Then the second person must send the first person a direct link to the picture to prove that they looked at it. After enough omg's, wtf's, and :O's, the second person will give the first person another dirty term and vice versa.

This game can seriously disturb, destroy, and lower your moral values.

player1: wanna play iron eyes?
player2: okay.
player1: fat hentai chicks
player2. WTF
player1: do it you pussy
player2: ok ok hld on

(a minute later)

player2: WTF
player1: hahahahahah
player2: (link to picture)
player2: ok my turn
player2: ghetto cock

you get the drill

by xmetal May 13, 2009

Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.

Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.

by the real barney stinson May 28, 2013

Frat Eye

Pink eye (Conjunctivitis) that has been contracted while partying/living in a frat house.

Bro #1: Bruh... Are you stoned right now?

Bro #2: Nah Bruh.. I just have the frat eye.

by AmericasHardworkingMiddleClass February 19, 2016

Shawman eye

Shawman Eye is the eye of the Shawman...beware of its use for its summoning brings with it a presence so beware of the presence and use of " Shawman Eye" by Tru and Epiphany Thompson aka the seers of the Shawman

Beware of the Shawman Eye for the shawman lives now and forever spread the word the shawman lives.

by Shawman eye December 19, 2016

Pork Eye

When you accidentally get Pork in your eye during a morning show. Originated on Good Mythical Morning and Stevie is wrong.

You wanna get pork eye, not pink eye.

by djKENTO April 17, 2023

Eye ejaculant

The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.

Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.

by Headyesq October 14, 2017