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The Drunken Salad Club

An amazing group of friends who would do anything for each other. These friends face all their problems head on and never give up. They are full of ambition, passion, humor, awkwardness, beauty, and most importantly love. Nothing gets in the way of the drunks, they will always stay side by side no matter how long it has been since they’ve seen each other or talked. One of them just needs to call and we all show up. Together they are a force to be reckoned with and I sure feel bad for anyone who gets on their bad side.

These friends have givin life and hope to each other. They have gone through so much, and yet somehow are still the closest of friends. They have gone through love, heartbreak, moving, and so so much more together. And all this has only made their friendship stronger.

*thank you y’all. I honestly don’t know what I would do without all y’alls different, weird, perky personalities. We have been through so much together the past few years. And now, things are definantly going to change. But no matter how long it has been since we’ve talked or how far we live from each other, one thing will never change. Our love for one another. I would not be who I am today without y’alls constant love and support. I love y’all so freaking much and I will never give up on y’all even if you do me.*

“It seems they had always been, and would always be, friends. Time can change much, but not that.” - Winnie the Pooh
“Look it’s the Drunken Salad Club! I wish I had friends like that!”

The donkey

When a girl is riding you and she makes a donkey like noise
Damn baby your cocks hard “he haw he haw he haw

The donkey: when a girl makes a donkey noise during sex
The donkey by Girlsslutty6969 June 15, 2018

The Deluxe 

Right after dropping a deuce you stand up, turn around and ejaculate on your log
I woke up this morning feeling horny, so I turned my morning dump into The Deluxe
The Deluxe by Conk5 August 23, 2018

the devils usb 

#420, if I catch you smoking the devils usb in this christian bathroom, I'll have to give you a laceration.
the devils usb by Unknown_647 March 12, 2019

The Dave Coulier Effect 

Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.
The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.

The Duke Caboom 

The Duke Caboom is when an individual suspends themselves from a ceiling fan and descends on their partner directly below. Then the fan is turned on as the partner helicopters on the phallic member of their partner until completion. When climax is achieved they must tell "CABOOM!"
"Hey did you and Nate try The Duke Caboom last night?"

"Yeah I was worried the fan would fall off during our 10:00 session with The Duke Caboom being pulled out."