A complete and utterly terrible handjob. One that is simply not worth the time and honestly makes one wonder what the fuck is wrong with with the human being who's head is in your lap.
Brady came back Jones' house and told everyone that Liz gave him the Slack-Jack of the century and he'd rather stick his dick in a pinecone than experience that again.
by SpamoniJones April 6, 2010
Get the Slack-Jack mug.Brown kids from Surrey who think they are gangsters that come from middle class/wealthy families they usually get a high fade and keep a goatee. You can find these Surrey jacks nowadays at Cabana, Taphouse and Cactus club. Surrey jacks love wearing their Gucci murses and driving their dads luxury vehicles. Some risky Surrey Jacks who take the gangster image too far start working dial-a-dope lines to look extra cool.
Person 1: Yo look at that Surrey Jack wearing his Gucci side Bag he thinks he’s nuts
Person 2: bro chill out that guys rowdy he works for tintu guys line
Person 2: bro chill out that guys rowdy he works for tintu guys line
by YooShouldWeGoCabana December 27, 2022
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Get the bitch jacked mug.Jack Wilson is a fucking champaroo. There is no one cooler than him. He has a gay brother named Matty who is not cool. Jack strives to achieve greatly at his school and loves English class. He is a fucking legend. He has a massive cock aswell. Jack also loves James Chapman who is his best friend.
Holy shit did you see Jack Wilson the other day? That champaroo had his dick tied around his body like a belt.
by Champaroo February 14, 2019
Get the Jack Wilson mug.A disease where the afflicted individual falls hopelessly in love with another guy or girl. Symptoms can be split into first and second stage.
During the first stage, the victim becomes hopelessly obsessed. As of now, all observed first stage victims have reported a month of first stage Jack Syndrome; one extreme case reported several months. Other symptoms during first stage Jack Syndrome can include nonstop thinking about the individual, insomnia, and extraordinary increase in vitality and energy.
During the second stage, the victim's obsession over the individual decreases over time. Victims have reported experiencing second stage Jack Syndrome for anywhere between a few months to a few years. Other symptoms can include depression, increased addiction to an activity (studying, working out, playing video games, etc...), and periodic thoughts about the individual.
During the first stage, the victim becomes hopelessly obsessed. As of now, all observed first stage victims have reported a month of first stage Jack Syndrome; one extreme case reported several months. Other symptoms during first stage Jack Syndrome can include nonstop thinking about the individual, insomnia, and extraordinary increase in vitality and energy.
During the second stage, the victim's obsession over the individual decreases over time. Victims have reported experiencing second stage Jack Syndrome for anywhere between a few months to a few years. Other symptoms can include depression, increased addiction to an activity (studying, working out, playing video games, etc...), and periodic thoughts about the individual.
Greyson: I just can't stop thinking about her!
Maksi: What do you mean?
Greyson: I don't know... I haven't been sleeping cause I keep thinking about her, and I have all this energy! Yesterday, I ran 10 miles without stopping, even though I only ate breakfast.Y-y-you think something's wrong with me?
Maksi: Nah, you just have Jack Syndrome.
Maksi: What do you mean?
Greyson: I don't know... I haven't been sleeping cause I keep thinking about her, and I have all this energy! Yesterday, I ran 10 miles without stopping, even though I only ate breakfast.Y-y-you think something's wrong with me?
Maksi: Nah, you just have Jack Syndrome.
by Maksi January 8, 2012
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1. A person who is not proficient in anything.
2. A person who lacks focus, constantly bouncing from one job to the next, while mastering none.
1. A person who is not proficient in anything.
2. A person who lacks focus, constantly bouncing from one job to the next, while mastering none.
My friend Larry has been unsuccessful as a business man, a teacher, an artist and a musician. He's like a Jack-Of-No-Trades.
by TheyCallsMyNamesBrian February 4, 2009
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“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory
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