fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 07, 2021

wet paper

pathetic and luigi

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper

by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025

cuttin' paper

One that has a daytime job, usually being paid by the day, week, or biweekly, as opposed to one in a professional position with a salary.

I'm cuttin' paper with this job at the recycling plant.

by ArfGraf August 25, 2013

Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023

Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014