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ur bike is in the 3rd reich

Fucking destroys anyone much more than ur daught a thot does. It is the ultimate end for anyone who comes across it and will spell out their doom upon hearing it.
(Michael comes back to life)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)
by Fucking Destroyed, Inc. May 17, 2018
mugGet the ur bike is in the 3rd reichmug.

Ima snap ur neck

When ur very mad or being honest
HelpMe: hi
Noobmaster69: shut
HelpMe: ima snap ur neck u fat cunt

Noobmaster69: shut
by Timm cook June 25, 2020
mugGet the Ima snap ur neckmug.

I Beg Ur Scuseme?!

1. When someone says or does something profoundly so stupid and out of pocket, that you are flabbergasted that they actually said it. Instead of cussing them out, you reply with this clever response; as a way of showing them that you are the bigger person (and maybe smarter) and reminding them of what they just said so they can rephrase what they stated... immediately giving an apology. 2. A short way of saying I beg your pardon or excuse me. 3. A polite way of telling someone that they are an idiot. 4. Just a simply sarcastic response to something some one just said.
I forgot to tell you that I ate all of the truffles last night...

I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Why didn't you ask before eating all of my stuff?!
I prefer dairy over oat milk, I can't believe that you won't drink milk!
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Oat milk, is way healthier than real cow's milk.

I absolutely hate cats!
I beg ur scuse me?! I cannot believe what you just said.
by anonymous February 27, 2023
mugGet the I Beg Ur Scuseme?!mug.

repost or ur going to hell

the equivalent of an Instagram computer worm, spreads rapidly when retards believe in it
repost or ur going to hell!!! like, comment and suck my cock!!!

no, fucker stop using religion baiting for monetary benefits
by anon3472578 January 12, 2021
mugGet the repost or ur going to hellmug.

ur family big not straight

The immortal "ur" joke. No one can be defeated using this phrase. This is a phrase stronger than Thanos' snap. It can wipe out 75 percent of life on the universe.
person 1: Your mom is big gay and u have bit lgbt.
person 2: *default dancing* ur family big not straight.
person 1: *head implodes*
by xX_rayhole_asseater_69_Xx February 15, 2019
mugGet the ur family big not straightmug.

ur family tree LGBT

The ultimate comeback, overrules all other family-related insults.
Whoever receives this comeback needs to re-evaluate their existence.
David: "ur mom gay lol"
Joep: "don't make me say it"

David: "and ur granny tranny "
Joep: "ur family tree LGBT "
David now needs therapy in order to get his life back on track
by Tappie23 March 14, 2018
mugGet the ur family tree LGBTmug.

ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.
Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Rickythepain May 25, 2018
mugGet the ur rhythm an absolute cataclysmmug.

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