Super bowel

On super bowl weekend you hold your poop starting on the friday before the super bowl then don’t poop until half time of the super bowl.

I can’t wait to release my super bowel.

by Calvinthedragon March 13, 2019

Super Junior

A person that went to college and dropped out senior year

Dan Maltese is the coolest super junior I know!

by Matt Bruno June 13, 2019

Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.

Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!

by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011

Super Straight

'Super Straight' is a term for severely closested homosexuals, typically men. Those who identify as Super Straight also 'offtenly wish to fuck their best friend', said by professior. Hugh Ash in his documentary named. "Straight Men: and why they're a plague to our society". (the documentary is viewable on the TV Channel Grindr). Professor High also stated shit and mpreg kinks are abundantly high those who identify as super straight.

You: what do you identify as?
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight

You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see

by Raevofdamned March 6, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality where you only date cisgender people

“Would you date a trans women”
No, Im Super Straight

by Itzclixer March 6, 2021

Super straight

When a man is really ugly, they usually are really cringe and like “dark humour”. They are also usually virgins. I have never seen someone say they are super straight that doesn’t look like they are the product of incest.

“Did you hear that hunter identifies as super straight?”

“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”

by Bunniebby March 7, 2021

super straight

Straight people who are transphobic use this term to describe them selfs and it means that they won’t date a transgender person of the opposite sex. In general is the terme super straight transphobic.

Person 1: Hey what is your sexuality?
Person 2: I am super straight.
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It means that i only date cis people of the opposite sex.
Person 1: That is just a preference, not a sexuality!

Person 2: No! It is a sexuality.
Person 1: Si you are just transphobic.

by acceptingfroggy March 7, 2021