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super-shquim

1. The globular eruption of a blustering hemorrhoid mixed with the crusted remains of dead skin and bacteria in and/or around the testicles and foreskin of male-genitalia.

2. See shquim and smegma.

3. Also used as an insult in reference to the worst cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend to have ever existed.

4. An insult reserved for extremely overactive douche bags.
Oh dear God, is that super-shquim running down your thigh!?

Wow. Kayla has to be THE BIGGEST super-shquim I have ever met. Don't you guys all agree?
(several virile young men nod in agreement)
by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008
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Super Straight

A sexuality where you only date cisgender people
“Would you date a trans women
No, Im Super Straight
by Itzclixer March 6, 2021
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super dump

Climbing to the top of the stall in a public restroom and stradling the stall walls positioning your rectum 5 feet above the toilet, then pooping.
Super dump: I super dumped McDonald's yesterday.
by Contherad December 9, 2013
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Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.
Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!
by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011
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super straight

-fake sexuality to blur the transphobia in a person.
-synonym: super insecure, bored, uneducated, jealous and transphobic.
wow the super straights are just so disgusting- imagine making a sexuality to bring people down just because you think 'trans women aren't real women or trans men arent real men' you insufferable idiot.
by the bi frog March 28, 2021
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Super Shandy

A powerful beverage consisting of 4/5 pint of beer + 1/5 pint of Smirnoff Ice.

Directly pour the appropriate amount of Smirnoff Ice into a slightly drank pint of beer

Usually digested in the presence or during televised hockey games. Has been known to cause abnormally strong hangovers.
Man, those Super Shandys messed me up last night.
by Omega Sweat May 15, 2009
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super dmca

A rediculous hacker friendly law that disallow the use of firewalls just to crack down on unauthorized duplication of media.
Thanks to the Super DMCA, a lot of computers in Michigan have been hit by Cyber Terrorists.
by Defender of the Internet July 21, 2003
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