Suck on the forks 

To flip someone off or to give them the double bird. Often used while pulling the fingers.

Tors was annoying me so I told her to suck on the forks.

Suck on the forks by Tors Powley October 31, 2008

suck meeter 

its an invisible devise used to measure the level of a persons suck.

his suck meeter is geting too high

suck meeter by restrex March 22, 2009

suck my fiddle 

the act of sucking ones fiddle (otherwise known as a penis)

ay bro shut up! suck my fiddle!

suck my fiddle by jakeyboy123 April 16, 2010

suck-asaurus-rex 

An extended term for the word sucks.
Something that is lame-sauce or crappy.

What? You can't go to the concert? That's suck-asaurus-rex!

suck-asaurus-rex by FigNasty November 5, 2010

suck a falcon 

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.

Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!

suck a falcon by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012

suck me? VIRUS 

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.

1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"

suck me? VIRUS by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012

Suck out the booty 

1. A person who follows another person around.

2. A flunky

3. A yes man or woman; usually with low self esteem

4. A follower; usually a dim wit.

Brad remarked happily, "Sam is my suck out the booty." Sam was pissed off and embarrassed.

"Daaang. Dude a suck out the booty!" replied Steve after watching Tom follow Kevin around like a puppy dog.

Suck out the booty by Chambana July 11, 2012