Peanut Butter Spoon

The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.

Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!

Johnny: good

by Mexican Lawn Mower September 19, 2020

There is no spoon

A phrase in the Matrix that is telling Neo that all problems in this life and dimension are merely an illusion within his mind, so he can’t do anything about this until he stops applying himself subjectively to everything in this world and learns to cope with knowing this information. The spoon is a metaphor for attachment.

There is no spoon. All of your problems are within your own mind.

by WorseThanHitler December 1, 2020

Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups

You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.

by King Carb December 11, 2020

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

By the Great Horn Spoon

decent short book about two people going to find gold in California

By the Great Horn spoon is a book.

by idiotnumero1 April 27, 2021

kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021