Smoothie

When a male takes a dump then pees in a girls mouth, then the girl swallows it then throws it back up into the guys mouth.

Rodger likes mary very much, so the made a smoothie.

by hobo77 October 14, 2008

smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.

1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!

by ABBC September 18, 2008

smoothie

slang. (unisex) A smoothie consists of cumming in your partners mouth, dropping in the berry of your choice, and having them chew.

"I gave Heather a smoothie last night when I blindfolded her...
now she's pissed but I SWEAR I didn't know she was allergic."

by yummyfavors April 16, 2009

chocolate smoothie

a blow job after anal sex

Kristen is crazy, she let me give her a chocolate smoothie.

by dickserect November 16, 2006

smoosh

A slang word created by Vanessa and Virginia. No one else gets the definition and if they try to then they are just being lame.

smoosh you smooshhead!

by AlexWreck June 7, 2004

Slooth

An organization of brethren who gather at Skooty Puff Jr. streams and perform the ancient art of being idiots and making fart jokes.

#SLOOTH BOIS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

by Smidly March 11, 2019

coochie smoochie

Mouth activity placed on a female's lower region of the body.

I'm just trying to get some coochie smoochies in 2018.

by dr. sleez May 1, 2018