Shart Week

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!

Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds

by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012

Trey Sartorius

The Nickelodeon Actor Trey Sartorius on Henry Danger

Trey Sartorius is looking like a snack today.

by iamfrankie October 15, 2017

Smartie

A teacher who uses SMART Data to inform their teaching practice. Specifically teachers of CHS.

Smarties are expert educators that know their students well and lead learning.

by Edessasmum January 26, 2017

shartastic

appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.

That party was shartastic because I found 50 bucks.

by prototypical December 27, 2006

smartalan

Another, less vulgar, form of the word "smartass."

It means someone who is being a smart aleck, idiotic, or annoyingly smart.

Can be used for dumbass, half-ass, and other "ass" words.

Quit being such a smartalan!

by Paul M. Falcon February 13, 2010

smartoon

A short comic strip, usually in newspapers, that ends with a comedic and/or witty punch-line.

Yo, did you read todays strip? It's a damn smartoon.

by K-ROOT September 15, 2010

smartidity

the opposite of stupidity. which is funny becuse the word is actually stupid concidering smartidity is not really a word.

"what smartidity"(laughes)

by laughlots April 25, 2011