Rule 42

If it’s a flavor, someone has vaped it.

Props to you if you know where this is from.

F1: Do you have expressed anal gland vape juice?
F2: Yeah, I got some.
F1: Can you mix that anal gland juice with this onion?
F2: Damn bro, you a juiceologist?
F3: What the fuck is wrong with these people... Rule 42 knows no bounds.

by Bruhsepphu May 10, 2020

5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.

Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)

by Amy the red May 31, 2020

jetta rule

The Jetta Rule is that the drivers of Volkswagen Jettas are primarily attractive women (and ugly men).

*hot girl is seen driving a Jetta*

“Yo, Jetta Rule!”

by jcronin18 June 11, 2020

Dino Rules

Dino Rules means that so long as no one else in the room can whoop your ass, rules do not apply.

I was at a gathering and only knew a few people, a random person I’d never met disrespected me and so I whooped his ass because we go Dino Rules BITCH

by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020

The 17 rule.

The 17 rule consist of if you are single by 17 your closest guy friend will become your partner and crime. You guys will end up dating since you’re so close to each other <3

Sam is deciding to do The 17 Rule. with Andy

by The biggest bruv June 15, 2020

Cube Rule

A standard of determining types of food dishes based on how the starch component of the meal physically relates to the rest of the ingredients. The Rule is expressed using the planes of a cube to illustrate. A single plane is toast. The top and bottom planes denote a sandwich. Three planes forming a trough illustrate a taco. Four planes forming a square tube are considered sushi. Five planes leaving only one open is a meal served in a bread bowl. All planes filled with starch components is a calzone.

I just realized that according to the Cube Rule, a hot dog is a taco.

by Gangliospunk August 19, 2020

Burrito Rule

In the making of a baby bunny burrito and her love....only one burrito blanket will b used. They have to be cuddling inside

Nia and Joey will have to be together inside of a burrito blanket because of the burrito rule

by Burrito Rule October 8, 2020