Rule 34

Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.

Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.

by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 17, 2019

Eyebrow rule

If she has thick eyebrows, theres a better than average chance she has a thick bush.

"Dude, Emilia Clarke totally follows the eyebrow rule!"

by NizzleDogg499 September 9, 2018

Woodward's Rule

Woodward's Rule, named after famed, Tampa trial attorney Timothy D. Woodward (where the "D" stands for "Drink, Drank, Drunk"), is the rule by which an alcohol-consumption, mathematical constant is defined. The constant represents the maximum rate at which bourbon or whiskey can be consumed before the consumer's blood alcohol level reaches a critical level. The constant is stated as a function of time and as a derivative of both body weight and the number of 750 mL bottles of bourbon which the consumer has emptied in the past 180 days.

When the bartender invoked the Woodward's Rule, Eric Page became belligerent when we was informed that he could only have 12 Bulleits in a 45 minute window. Page screamed, "Damn that Woodward's Rule! Foiled again. Weigh me again. You got my "weight-to-empty-bottle ratio" wrong. There is no way that I only weigh 175. I have been kickboxing at 5:00 a.m. every morning for 11 years. Muscle weighs more than fat."

by eRockTampa September 26, 2018

The Bearfield Rule

Refraining from engaging with people you don’t know on social media, even when you have the power to destroy their argument.

“Jack’s comment on Liz’s status infuriated me, but I don’t know the guy so I had to exercise The Bearfield Rule”

by SC dubs September 29, 2018

Rule 28

Never trust a Bitch!

Person 1: damn i really like this girl again. She got me attached again.
Person 2: Remember Rule 28! Never trust a Bitch

by Sqitschie January 31, 2023

Rule 34

Porn

Rule 34 Website full of tons of porn my little pony has alot of porn and furry rule 34

by Mlpfan3 February 1, 2023

rule 174

anybody that insults fizzy will automatically be sentenced to life as a roommate of a furry. you will be punished for your poor choice of actions. there is no way out and you will never be able to ignore them. they will always be pouncing on you and trying to roleplay. You can't hit them or another will be added to the room.

"die bruh nobody loves you stfu fizzy" -lil bro
*teleports*

"wtf" -lil bro
"hai uwuuu *snuggles you* teehee uwuwuwu" -new roommate
"HELP PLEASE HELP HELP PLEASE" -lil bro
"sowwy, because you bwoke rule rule 174 you are with me forever uwu" -furry

by Fizzla <3 February 15, 2023