you put the std in stud 

A stud that has an std that fucks a lot of girls.

"You fucked my bestfriend and came to me? You put the std in stud!"

you put the std in stud by URAWESOME September 6, 2011

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel 

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel by mockschmock December 8, 2006

i want someone to put a bullet through my head 

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol

i want someone to put a bullet through my head by bunny_adipshit November 19, 2021

Whip it out and put it on her forehead 

A phrase used in place of "go for it in a big way." Often results in a high risk, high reward situation.

Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra Cubs ticket."

Friend 2: "Take Jackie."

Friend 1: "I can't. She's a Sox fan."

Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game, whip it out and put it on her forehead."

Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."

Whip it out and put it on her forehead by King Magnus III December 26, 2010

i put both

A slang that originated from Game Gossip forums, which soon spread to other forums including Edgenetwork. The term came first from a thread where the thread starter talked about crackers and then later a guy responded ''i put both'' with GG's Evil Smile.

Jimbob: Whats your favourite food Pie or Cake?
Someguy: i put both :evilsmile:

i put both by John L December 28, 2005

knock the back door in and put the extension up 

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

knock the back door in and put the extension up by TC Raymond August 15, 2005

skut put 

when a girl/guy is giving u a blow job and right when u cum slam there head down on your dick and then chock her and she says scut put trying to gain her breath and not choke

i'll skut put your mom tonight u son of a bitch

skut put by adamc45 October 26, 2006