Pulling a Bear

To knowingly plan an event even though you know you're not going to make it.

To ditch in an dickheaded way.

Example:
Me: Bear you coming tonight?
Bear: Yeah! Ima be there!

That Night.
Me (over the phone): Where are you?
Bear: I told you I had plans!
Me: Wow are you Pulling a Bear...

by cdadger September 17, 2010

Reach and Pull

To receive a vigorous hand job aka tug job whereby the giver is at least an arms length distance from the receiver's throbbing knob this requiring a significant reach while giving a good up and down wank.

Cindy gave me a hand job in the theater last night. But to avoid it being so obvious, she sat with a seat between us and gave it to me reach and pull style. I still nutted up her shirt sleeve real good.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015

Pulling a Hamlet

Occurs when an employee leaves work prior to the company’s cultural expectation of 7:00pm. This is true even if they came in before 7:00am or worked virtually the rest of the evening.

Employee 1:"Hey where is Joe? Is he in a meeting?"

Employee 2: "No, he's pulling a Hamlet." or "No, he pulled a Hamlet."

by dmlives July 25, 2011

Pull a Takahashi

To throw away one's own dignity and became a lowly money grubbing scum-bag

bully: i will fuck you up
person: no i have my friends who will back me up!
friend1: XD haha! *punches person*
friend2: HAHAHA! *slaps person*
person: WTF! don't tell me you guys were willing to pull a takahashi

by idk500 November 6, 2020

pulled a palin

completely ignoring one question and instead answering whatever the hell you want.

I asked Sarah why she lied to me, but she pulled a palin and explained she was a maverick with energy experience.

by Logan E February 22, 2009

pulling a Dusty

In major league baseball, the act of letting a young pitcher throw too many pitches in a given start.

In reference to Chicago Cub manager Dusty Baker who has a reputation of recklessly letting young pitchers throw too many pitches, thus putting their long term health in jeopardy (ex. Mark Prior, Kerry Wood).

Jim Leyland was pulling a Dusty by letting Justin Verlander throw 175 pitches in his last start.

by toupeeonfire July 14, 2008

pulling a hoagie

Pulling a hoagie is defined as, saying you will be back in a few minutes during a Skype call, online video game or any other way of communicating with friends over the internet; then either coming back about two hours or more later; To pull a hoagie one can also never come back.

Example 1:
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.

Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!

by Blitzmus February 21, 2015