Mud pipes

Thick boots, rubber boots

I'll never know why the protagonist in Conker's Bad Fur Day can't wear mud pipes to withstand the Great Mighty Poo inside his residence of Poo Mountain

by anonymous January 6, 2025

Columbian Pipe

When a man puts cocaine on his penis before he has sex.

“Hey babe, let’s do something exotic tn”

“Sure thing, let me just put some fairy dust on my tool and I’ll give you the ole Columbian Pipe”

by Bswag money February 1, 2022

pitch pipe

Giving a sexual partner your penis.

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.

by Loverlane September 27, 2023

Galwegian Sewage Pipe

The Galwegian Sewage Pipe is the act of sounding a funnel and the getting a male/female with diarrhoea to shit in the funnel, filling your urinary tract with shit.

Man I just felt so empty inside, but she just filled me up with a hot Galwegian sewage pipe

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Hard Piping

v. Slang for sexual intercourse : fucking. Often referring to hardcore, rough, or kinky sex. Also informally referred to as "Hard Pipin'."

After spending the entire night hard piping, the two lovebirds were barely able to walk the next morning. / He's all about that hard pipin' when it comes to his weekends.

by CoolBoyPA November 3, 2024

Cheeto Puff Pipe

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.

"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

piped clown

It's were you make a ham cake then you put your dick in it.

Na man, I'm good on the bar tonight. Its time for a piped clown."

by MILES ERICKSON June 1, 2024