Jack and Phil

Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!

Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana

Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

Friend of Phil

When you are close friends with someone from work but no one from work knows.

How do I know Corey? Oh we are a friend of phil.

by fenchurch stardust August 2, 2024

what the phil

What the Phil is a term commonly used in the Midwest. Could be said confused, sad, excited, or angry.

Its used mostly by Adults/Teenagers, while children say "What the Phillip!" which means the same thing.

mom: Son.. We're putting you up for adoption.

son: what the Phil!!!!!!

by Midwest_Slangs February 3, 2024

Pull a Phil

To sneak out of work 15 minutes early to attend to an urgent task.

Some friends are coming over this evening and I am out of beers. Better pull a Phil and get some.

by DJCatnip November 17, 2023

Dr. Philab

Dr. Philab is pure cancer.

He is the son of Joseph Stalin, and Angela Merkel.
He is the Antichrist, and is known to touch little children.
He is also the evil minion of CAAAOORL MARCHEDUNALDS
It can also be used to describe doing a very, very bad job

Definition: Man, i am just Dr. Philab at this job

by Mr. Pickkels September 26, 2017

Dr. Phil

Honestly the hottest man on the entire stinkin earth.

DUDE #1: Dr. Phil is hot
DUDE #2: Yes

by 12344566y2gty3gey September 2, 2020

Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.

Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022