periodness

adj.

pronunciation: period(ness)

All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.

Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.

by Operative Hatching Lion May 9, 2023

Period

Trauma.
Blood.
Revenge.
Tears.
Cramps.

Dumbass: “why you always act so serious”
Smart alien: “I said bby yk im on my period.”
YUAH

by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023

Periodt

a word for strongly agreeing for something
most used by dumb "quirky" bitches say almost 24/7 at the end of the sentence

person: JOHN IS SO HOT 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵
stupid girl: YASSSS TRUE PERIODTTTT 💅💅💅
person with common sense: stfu you asshole

by Kenpi August 25, 2023

Periodated

When you're on your period and irritated

I'm gonna eat the whole cake because I don't have a knife and I'm periodated af

by Lamiaceae September 1, 2023

peritus marinus

Peritus Marinus male noun pe· ri· tus maˈri .nus pəˈrētəs mäˈri nʊs̠ plural Periti Marini
Peritus Marīna female noun pe· ri· tus maˈri .na pəˈrētəs mäˈri nä plural Periti Marinae

refers to

someone skilled, used as a consultant on matters related to seafaring.

an experienced mariner, or professor of nautical practice, engaged by some shipyards or ship owners, to contribute their practical knowledge (usually intuitive non-engineering knowledge) to ship design, or ship building supervision.

Etymology :

PERITUS is "an expert who advises and assists the hierarchy" using practical knowledge gained from experience, or a good man of worth having skills (usually difficult to acquire) in something practical

MARINUS means "of the sea" or "pertaining to the sea".

Ocean Rig ASA, the Norwegian owners hired Captain Kai as their Peritus Marinus on site, while semi submersible production oil rigs were being built for them at the Dalian shipyard.

by Knafla September 8, 2023

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

Period

When a females uterus cleans it self and sheds blood,usually 1 time a month, for a week.

I sat in my chair, and felt an odd sensation come out off my vagina. I went into the bathroom. I pulled down my pants and panties, and my underwear was dyed red with blood.

"Mom?" I said. " I'm bleeding in my vagina."

"OH. You got your period. Your body is getting ready to have a baby some day. Do you want to use pads or tampons?"

by That one kid ._. October 5, 2023