paper mill

The annoying fact of life that you might have to go to the printer or "document center" at your job just a few minutes before it's time to head home.

Fookin' sunovabitch! I gotta go to the paper mill to sort out my work, and I have a train to catch at 3:30!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.

Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page

by G3169 May 29, 2017

paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks

"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"

by 69 months January 09, 2022

Paper Play

A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.

Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.

by OiledUpFentHead August 20, 2024

Paper dart

National paper dart day-December 4

Let’s fill the ceiling!

Kids keep throwing paper darts in my ceiling.

by Shit disturber November 29, 2019

paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.

Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.

by flapjackboy February 19, 2024

Paper Hoe

An intriguing eduacted female who's head game is so perfect she should be paid for it, but is way to amazing and "Klassi" to be disrespected, because she does it for fun and not a paycheck.

"DUDE that chic is a Total prostitute!! Look at her outfit!"

"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"

by ClassOf_06Still_A_Teachers_Pet May 27, 2024