Emotional Pants

The metaphorical version of underwear that separates a girls emotions from the outside world.

Steve: I don't want to have sex
Erica: Then what do you want?
Steve: I want in your emotional pants...

by PIGS! January 21, 2011

one pant

one leg of pants, a singular pant that can be noted as "one pant"

Hey, look at that girl!

I know! She's so trendy with her one pant!

by darealgurl15 April 2, 2011

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

winky-pants

a term used to show that an individual is either
a) winky in nature
OR
b) wears pants that are winky in nature
OR
c) eats salmon on pork chop bonified quarterly assessment chicken legs
see 'willord winky-pants' for a related definition

hes a real winky-pants guy, just look at those pants, theyre so freakin' winky its unbelievable, it just really makes me 'hot in the pants'

by Professor Umbrage September 8, 2006

chonchy pants

Pants that aesthetically endow the human buttocks.

Though praised at the club on Friday night, her chonchy pants were scorned at the convent Saturday.

by happycrapper December 21, 2006

Tobacco Pants

A Person who is easy to get into her or his pants. Their pants are smoking.

Daniel,"Hi Nikki."
Nikki,"Hi Daniel."
Daniel," Last night was amazing, i do say you have nice tobacco pants."
Nikki,"O Daniel you always know what to say."

by Brandon Radz April 1, 2008

pant for the head

The ability to ease the stools egress from the bum locker by relaxation techniques employed during birth. sit, relax, inhale and as you exhale let the turtles head protrude.Carry on breathing deeply and exhale for evacuation.

The ability to pass a large bungles finger through pant for the head

by fruitbatnotts February 12, 2009