by The JoeyDrama April 29, 2011
Kristen: how was it guuurll?
Sophia: omgd he was hung like a horse, I shouldnt be surprised as he was Persian after all.
Kristen: er mer gerd I worship the Persian penis
Sophia: omgd he was hung like a horse, I shouldnt be surprised as he was Persian after all.
Kristen: er mer gerd I worship the Persian penis
by afkooni March 22, 2016
by 1/10 September 03, 2003
Gretchen: "I've got penis fever."
Carol: "But we're lesbians!"
Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."
Carol: "But why?"
Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."
Carol: "But we're lesbians!"
Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."
Carol: "But why?"
Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."
by GrodsScott February 02, 2009
by skank ass weasel May 02, 2003
A penis sleeve is a cylindrical device that is placed on the shaft of the penis, with the aim of increasing stimulation for the person being penetrated. They often have soft bumps intended to provide further stimulation.
by KushBlazer420 January 06, 2005
It' all relative when it comes to women's perceptions of penis size. If her first boyfriend had a 3 inch hard prick and then her next one has a 5 inch long dick, then she think it's a "big penis". Likewise, if her first boyfriend had a thick 8 inch long schlong and the next guy has a 7 incher (which is really scientifically within the 90th percentile for size), she won't think it's a "big penis". It all depends on their previous experience.
Whoa! *girls thinks to herself how much bigger his penis is compared to her previous boyfriends*, that's a damn big penis! Must be a foot long!
by Efulitz November 26, 2003