step mom

a bitch that everyone hats

bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know

by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019

Ur mom

Noan;hot

Verb;steaming hot

Adverb; if I touched Ur mom my finger would be burned to the point of disintegration because of how unbelivibly hot Ur mom is.

Ur mom is the definition of HOT and if Ur mom is paired with Me the makes a match made in heaven.

by Ur moms taken by me December 18, 2021

Soccer Mom

If you see her, run. If you talk to her, run. If her kid attacks you, expect to be in court. Just stay away from this beast of burden.

''C'mon Dorothy time for soccer practice!''
''Hey mom your a soccer mom''
''Yeah i know.''
''Cool.''
''Karen.''
'EXCUSE ME SWEETY , IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER IM GOING TO TALK TO THE MANAGER ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE MISS.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

copter mom

A mother who hovers over their child until the end of time. Cut the cord mom, cut the cord.

Look at that copter mom is cutting his food still, he's 20.

by easykarma October 18, 2015

Your Mom

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.

Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom

by really real real stuff September 5, 2018

mom finger

the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences

my mom uses the mom finger quite often.

by momfingers March 2, 2022

Moms toys

The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af

"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"

by Gay but not quite February 14, 2022