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Circling the Moon 

A form of anilingus, involving great amounts of tongue dexterity, no penetration and rotational head motion.
It wasn't going great, but then he began circling the moon. I blacked out after that
Circling the Moon by Felurian October 26, 2019
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Hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon

A response to an increase in temperature; or being in the presence of a multitude of police officers.
Turn on the air conditioning, it is hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon in here.

The dark moon emoji 

This could be used in a sexual conversation, to underline a point or it could also be used sarcastically depends on context.
How the dark moon emoji is used based on context.

Sexually: Girl- What's up?

Guy- My dick 🌚

Sarcastically: Girl- How was your day?

Guy- Slept through it.

Girl- How eventful. 🌚

the moon 

When you smoke a lot and your really high, you land on the moon.
Damn nigga I'm so high I'm on the moon.
the moon by Someone on the moon June 10, 2008

Philadelphia New Moon 

The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.

*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.

"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.

"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"

"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"

"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!

Bitch Slap you too the moon 

A term used to describe the administration of a bitch slap so fierce that the target of said slap manages to break the gravitational pull of the earth and end up on the moon.
"Seriously dude, you keep that up and I will Bitch Slap you too the moon"