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Michael Badnarik 

A libertarian Presidential candidate who espouses the views of the Libertarian Party, dedicated to reduce government spending, establishing a hard-currency system, Withdrawing from the UN and expelling them,*finally*, Eliminating the nonsensical "assault-weapons ban", Keeping the government out of marital affairs, getting out of Iraq because it's been such a mess. Basically the only party worth voting for.
I was going to vote for Bush, then I found out about the Libertarian Party, now I plan to vote for Michael Badnarik.
Michael Badnarik by Japanadan October 9, 2004
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Michael Jackson Maneuver

To become the most famous person on the planet, outsell every other artist in the world, and make the world a better place with your art while masquerading as a superstar in your field.
Many may try to execute the Michael Jackson Maneuver but won't have the mind-boggling talent or huge heart to pull it off. No matter--they should aim high and try!

Michael Steele 

Republican National Commitee Chairman known for embarassing gaffes and poor fund raising performance
Michael Steele once said that Mitt Romney lost because the GOP has a problem with Mormonism. Many prominent Republicans called for Steele's resignation after he said that the war in Afghanistan was Obama's decision and that America might not be able to win.

Michael George 

A huge celebrity, known for his famous dancing videos on youtube. He has an abnormally big atoms apple and a long deck, somewhat like a giraffe. It gets ladies with the snap of his fingers. He is also a Call of Duty master raking up over 123 nukes in MW2. He's also an avid colts fan even though he does'nt know the NFL. He is just a real baller.
Dude did you see that giraffe? No, that was just Michael George.
Michael George by jmoneysexual January 20, 2011

Michael Kenji Shinoda 

Emcee of linkin park also the guy from fort minor has incrediable music talent. he is of japanese haeritige which explain what linkin park is based on.
michael kenji shinoda is also known as simply mike. Dude mike can rap, he also has great guitar skill!

Michael Phelps 

Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.
- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.

OR

"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
Michael Phelps by Marcrazy February 17, 2009

Michael Berryman 

Actor who started out his career in "One flew over the cuckoos Nest" (1975) as a mental patient and went on to become a horror icon in the movie "The Hills have Eyes" (1977).

He suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia which is a rare disease that means he has no hair, no finger nails, no sweat glands and no teeth. This gives him the frightening appearence that people know him for. But he is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Michael Berryman was so cool in The Hills have Eyes, he really made the movie.
Michael Berryman by DannyHatesTesco November 29, 2005