Lipshin

A sexy-ass mother fucker who beats child predators with sling shots and rocks.

Yo nigga, don't mess with that lipshin, he'll beat yo ass with a rock.

by ryanlipsmadethisformyspace July 4, 2009

Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Lipstick Lullaby

When a skank puts on an unnecessary amount of lipstick and sucks your dick while attempting to sing her favorite tunes.

Damn that bitch sang me the sweetest Lipstick Lullaby last night...when she was finished it looked like my dick was painted red and someone threw a spoon-full of yogurt in her face.

by myspace.com/RyanSorel May 29, 2008

putting lipstick on a pig

what the Democrats are doing to their health care bill

Putting lipstick on a pig is insisting that the health care bill be written behind closed doors, using obfuscating language, making deals to buy votes

by Precious Freedom March 3, 2010

putting lipstick on a pig

trying to make the ugly fuck look good

"making cara look hott is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Willie May 13, 2005

Dipstick and Lipstick

John McCain and Sarah Palin

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.

by Obama Mama October 30, 2008

lipstick

betta then lip gloss 4 the expirenced only =D

i need to find my damn lipstick

by urmomrocksmysocksoff February 4, 2008