keepwarm

a fucking snake

The EVIL Des: keepwarms a snake
JJ_B: indeed

by Dinosauce453 November 30, 2018

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

KeezyTheGOAT

He’s Usually Handsome Very Intelligent , He Has A Monster In His Pants The Ladies Go Bizzirks When They See Him & He’s The Goat In Anything

I wish I can be like KeezyTheGOAT he’s the man

by swag team ceo March 1, 2019

keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.

Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019

Keepsie

The act of keeping something, especially something wagered as part of a game.

"You could either play “keepsies” or “funsies,” but we always played keepsies, where the winner got to keep all of his opponent's marbles that he won."

by Nicoleans_tg March 12, 2019

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019