Jersey Smore

When a girl wipes back to front and smooshes it around.

I tried to go down on my girl, but she was serving up a Jersey Smore and I wasn't having it.

by no_im_bryna January 28, 2019

New Jersey - Part 6

Last part, part 6 of how amazing NJ is which I can't put all in 1 part because of the character limit.I feel like you're about to say "Oh this guy talks so much about jersey" Yes. I talk about Jersey. I FUCKING LOVE JERSEY. IT'S MY STATE. Our state motto would be "Unwarranted Confidence, Unlimited Attitude." WE LOVE OUR STATE. WE ARE PROUD LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS AND WE WILL STAY LIKE THAT. Also yes we have very amazing school system, better than something like Alabama's or Idaho's, we keep our state not smelly (granted, part of the GS parkway can get smelly but that space takes up like 5% of the state, which is not much.) Also yes Toyota is pretty much the only car you see. We have a very high Asian Population (That includes countries that aren't china btw) and we probably have at least 90% of all the emo kids in the country.
I have a lot more to say about our amazing state but I'm getting tired of typing and I've spent like almost an hour on this shit, so bye bitches i might make a continuation with parts 7-12 sometime if I get really bored but don't expect me to.

That's the end of New Jersey - Part 6 (and the end of this huge ass thing)

by Stroughbries2763 September 04, 2022

Jersey shore

A bunch of fucked up whores

Jersey Shore can't pull the ace card

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

jersey bob

his mum gay

jersey bob's mom is gay

by Watooty February 12, 2023

Jersey "Ten"

When GPS says it'll take 20-30min to get somewhere but a native Jersey driver will always see that as a challenge and make it there in 10min, or a Jersey "10"

Synonymous with a Jersey "Five" for what GPS claims will take 15-20min, etc.

Jack: Why didn't you leave yet, I'm 30min away from you?
Joe: F*ck the GPS. I'll be there in a Jersey "Ten".

by 43on287 February 21, 2021

Jersey Birthmark

Male equivalent to a lower back tattoo or "Tramp Stamp"

Looks like Pauly D's rockin' a Jersey Birthmark, bro!

by JIVETURKEY504 April 29, 2012

Wear your sports jersey to school

On October 25, Friday wear your sports jersey to school let’s see how many people play on a sports team

An example of how this is used is on October 25th wear the sport you plays jersey JUST NOT CHEER Wear your sports jersey to school

by Sporty Man/Woman October 22, 2019