Cabbage Hammer 

A term used by your orchestra that expresses how he/she/they have too much free time.

My sister insists that the term cabbage hammer is a real term that people use.

Cabbage Hammer by imoverit@17 June 2, 2021

Jack Hammer

A sex act that involves clapping your hands together and making a pointer with your index and middle finger. You then slide the "jack Hammer" into your girlfriend and you shake your arms like a jackhammer.

Last night I received the jack hammer and I couldn't walk this morning.

Jack Hammer by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022

Valdosta hammer 

A disorder where a man has a one inch peter from chronic inbreeding. Most prevalent in Valdosta

I got hit yet again by a Valdosta hammer

Valdosta hammer by Dependable Don March 12, 2023

Ban Hammer 

When an autistic child beats you to death with a hammer.

“Hey did you hear that Cole struck Mason with the ban hammer?”

“Yeah, that was a terrible thing that happened.”

Ban Hammer by HokageGoku122 May 3, 2023

Zulu war hammer

The Action of a man using his rod to "beat the face" off his wife or lover. Usualy used to cause facial damage.

Hendo:Wdc Lads?
The Lads: Were Gonna Zulu War hammer Your Aul Doll Anne While Baby G Watches.

Zulu war hammer by BigCheeseyWabmaster January 21, 2010

half-foot hammer 

Term used to describe the sexual might of those in possession of 6-inch long penises.

One-inch wonder? How about a half-foot hammer!
penis

half-foot hammer by OG Gringle October 3, 2016

Thor's Hammer 

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

Thor's Hammer by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018