Brown Goose

When you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger.

Yesterday, I was wiping my ass and I brown goosed myself.

by J_Wayne January 28, 2017

Goose Nip

A nickname parents use for their YOUNGEST son or daughter. Goose Nip refers to the most feisty and mischievous sibling who has to be fearless to survive because he or she is the smallest. This child will often go into intimidation mode with his or her bigger siblings like a angry goose chasing people at the park.

Everytime there’s trouble he’s always right in the middle of it . He’s such a goose nip!

My little girl is definitely a goose nip with her cousins. She is so bossy I swear she’s gonna grow up with no friends.

by splashmaverick January 31, 2018

Monster Goose

A very potent mixture of high amounts of grey goose and a fair bit amount of green monster energy drink. This drink will get you bivered / gooned / FUCKED / and black outs may be caused on your own discretion.

Man , I just drank a monster goose, and im F;n bivered BRO

WOW WTF happened last night, i got bivered at Todds house from Monster goose's

by big_tings_poppin May 14, 2011

goose trump

A political statement that plays or people's fears or anxieties.

The new illegal immigrant ad is a goose trump.

by smjgJsbjgsm November 1, 2018

fuck fuck goose

Classic twist of 'Duck duck goose'. Whoever is landed on 'fuck'.. has to run back to the other persons' position - if they are caught up by whoever is 'it' - figure the rest.

Yo, any one up for a sesh of fuck fuck goose (f.f.g)

by kaibai March 1, 2017

shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.

A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

by GS71 April 19, 2017