People ages 14 and up who live in Los Angeles who listen to Yelle, wear berets and thinly striped shirts (usually black paired with another color), and have a large collection of flat, ankle-high, lace up boots. They also tend to write or say the word "tres" in front of every adjective.
Wannabe French Hipsters can be found at your local Farmer's Market and lurking in some dive bars. Also usually at trendy cafes eating a croissant and drinking black coffee.
by couturachic January 11, 2009
Get the Wannabe French Hipstersmug. by Bucky6217 June 30, 2017
Get the French Freckle Garyingmug. by Deathesquire August 22, 2023
Get the French-eskimo kissmug. A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries
Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again
by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021
Get the French Hiker Syndromemug. "I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."
by fibonacci112358 February 22, 2023
Get the Wave the French Flagmug. two french toast slices of love with bananna slabs in the middle,strawberry droppings on top. powdered sugar and one scoop of vanilla ice cream.
by j roc smoov March 5, 2009
Get the french toast bosswichmug. Well since we didn’t score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. I’ll pay $5 for a hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
Get the French Flea Marketmug.