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Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 9, 2020
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florpy-dong

FUCK MY MASSIVE FLORPY-DONG
by SLURPYASSHOLE December 18, 2020
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tomma-lamma-ding-dong

tomma-lamma-ding-dong is a another name for Thomas sanders given to him by a father and a prince.
"i called for tomma-lamma-ding-dong" Patton said
by speedyrat December 20, 2020
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Dong gu

The aftermath of a night out by the trifecta of gentlemen having an cuckold night amongst themselves
Dustbin left some Dong gu in J dogs beard, allowing Destroy to lap it up..
by Doogle73s November 9, 2020
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Ding dong

When your so idiot there's no other way to describe you
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.
A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!
by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020
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