open donkey 

An act of exhibitionism whereby a female, naked from at least the waist down and with her back to the intended audience, exposes herself by placing her hands on the floor and kicking both legs up, out, and wide, as if she were a donkey

Damn, this stripper's a pretty good dancer...I wonder if she'll treat us to an open donkey.

open donkey by J.J Kool J. August 4, 2010

Data Donkey 

Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.

"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."

"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"

Data Donkey by cctroublemaker September 10, 2011

Leaky donkey 

When you're ramming a chick in the ass and your cum is dripping out the booty

Man I was banging your mum and she got a leaky donkey

Leaky donkey by Niggerluver November 4, 2014

closet donkey

When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !

She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!

closet donkey by Lawles April 22, 2017

Academic Donkey

A person who takes care of a girl and does everything for her in school such as Assignments, projects and also buys her food but doesn't benefit from it...

That guy does everything that girl wants and she doesn't seem to love him, I think he is her Academic Donkey

Academic Donkey by @Abbakrr March 1, 2019

Sports Donkey 

Someone that likes sports too much. Probably single and will have a gambling problem.

Barry's a Sports Donkey Nancy...do NOT go out with him again. He'll ruin your life.

Sports Donkey by Lochlin Cross May 22, 2020

humpbacked swamp donkey 

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety

"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"

humpbacked swamp donkey by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008