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Lid cream

The thin, watery/papery tasting film of ice cream stuck to the lid of a paper ice cream carton, especially when new.
Disgusted from what he was tasting, Alex realized that he accidentally sampled the lid cream with his finger instead of the ice cream in the carton.
by Lord_of_Foxes December 3, 2016
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orange cream pie

When a person who is orange (spray tan orange) creams another. To cream is to release cum (penis, vaginal, and other genitalia) in/on a surface or orifice.

To be creamed by an orange person.

On a rare occasion this term will be used, due to the lack of pride and overwhelming shame people feel when they receive an orange cream pie.

No one takes pride in getting with orange people.
"Last night I was given an orange cream pie."

I was creamed by the current president elect. I got an orange cream pie.

Rarely this term is used because no person wants to admit they got an orange cream pie.
by Cream017 December 22, 2016
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texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit
by Jdc22 January 26, 2017
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ice cream flop

The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
by Kevin Wolfe March 1, 2017
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text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.
"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"
by nicksmish May 27, 2017
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Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.
Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"
by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018
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Cloud Cream

When a guy with an erected penis cums and it shoots super high up.
I didn’t know Jack could cloud cream so high!
by Jack lmao March 29, 2018
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