crack cocanus

something that gets you high in under a gram of taking it.
pass me some of the good stuff, like the crack cocanus
by IMakeGreatWords April 15, 2022
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Lizzie Crack

When an individual has become so enamoured by a woman by the name of Elizabeth that she inevitably becomes like the drug 'crack' to them, that they just simply cannot get enough. Partly due to her ridiculously short tongue that has the pulsating ability of a satisfyer.
I was so not into that guy but he's hooked on the Lizzie Crack and now I just can't seem to shake him off.
by Jslizzo April 06, 2022
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crack cone

omg halle is such a crack cone
by ytewhghj October 01, 2017
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crack albert

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert
by Puke lerry September 09, 2022
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Texas crack

Leaving a car window ajar approximately 1/2 an inch, enough for air to get in, but not enough for someone to break inside. Originated at Texas A&M in the 1990s.
“Texas crack the window, it’s hot as blazes out, but this is bad neighborhood.”
by NickyTheP June 07, 2018
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crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.
When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.
by chillerlingo January 07, 2012
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crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.
"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."
by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014
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