Convenience Coma

Excuse you use so you don't have to deal w/ what you did when you were drunk even though you DO remember.

Felix was talking about the night one minute and next he was totally crying convenience coma.

by Irish Goddess January 11, 2011

Conversation Jumped

Being forced by a stranger into a conversation against your will.

I was walking to my car and this guy just came out of nowhere and conversation jumped me!

by corrnucopia January 26, 2011

Convo Tease

Someone who gives you bits and pieces of a conversation/ story over a long period of time, specifically during a conversation over texting, bbm or any other electronic form of conversating with someone.

Person A (Convo Tease): "Hey so I started some drama tonight!"

Person B: What Happened?

10 minutes pass...

Person A: I upset a girl who is close to my friend."

Person B: OK... What Did you do?"

10 mins pass...

Person A: "Can't talk about it right now I'll call you later."

Person B: "Ok ConvoTease! Thanks for piecing the puzzle together!"

by TheGirlWhoGoesQui April 28, 2011

convoit

convoit means to convert somthing, I really need this convoiting, convoit money.

Hey did you want to go to cash convoiters I have things to pawn off,

I hate going to canada they have to convoit all my money.

by openupfordaddy May 16, 2011

Conversational Grazing

Continuous, non-stop, painfully repetitive conversation about mundane, stupid or irritating subjects.

You've been talking about this for 6 hours. This conversational grazing makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY!

by rogerdodger2011 May 22, 2011

Convergance

Transformation from Gay to Straight

Hey Brian, did you do your convergance yet!?

by johndoejohn June 8, 2011

convolock

When a person of an annoying nature strikes up a conversation with you and you are not keen, and no matter how hard you try you are stuck or locked in this conversation. The duration of this conversation must be more than an hour and you must not enjoy a second of it for it to be seen as convolocking.

Fred: doreen that office assistant was telling me about her grandkids and how they never visit for 2 hours at the office party and all I wanted to do was get drunk! FML!
Paul: dude you got convolocked

by boomyoulikethat November 15, 2011