Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016

country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.

Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.

by OminousGuy72 April 17, 2016

muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

Donut clencher

The scrunching butt flex that happens when you're afraid.

I did a donut clencher last night so I don't shit the bed.

by Snarkygirl September 25, 2016

marshawn clinch

The act of having to clinch a shit while running like Marshawn Lynch to the bathroom.

Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016

marshawn clinch

The act of clinching a poop while running to the bathroom like Marshawn Lynch.

Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016

Double-clutch

The fatty flabby skin that hangs down between a persons chin, a protruding occurrence with the onset of weight gain.

My overindulgence of food was a tall tell sign that my double-clutch had grew extensively.

by Haveagrandday10 July 2, 2016