Chocolate Grannies

Breasts, usually big and black ones.

Gizza look at them chocolate grannies!

by Yang Xinhai October 24, 2010

Chocolate Mousse

The act of using diarrhea to style ones hair.

With no hair products readily available, she performed a chocolate mousse.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

chocolate smooth

super cool, awesome

that party was totally chocolate smooth!

by ryanszbest December 21, 2008

Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Wet chocolate

When you take a shit in the shower and get the nasty fealing inbetween your ass cheecks like they are sticking together.

When you take a shit in the shower "bro i just got out of some wet chocolate"

by UwU_snuggle_me April 2, 2021

chocolate barbie

A black female that is very attractive, hot, or desirable. Same as the traditional Barbie, just of color.

Damn dude… check out that chocolate Barbie! She is fine!

by Stewart Greene December 16, 2021