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Super Bowl XLI

Peyton Manning is the most overrated and overhyoed player...in the postseason.

Seriously, how did he get the MVP with these stats: 25/38 (65%, solid), 247 yards (average 6.5 yards a pass, bad), one touchdown (considering he's Peyton fucking Manning, you'd expect more, hell his brother had more touchdowns in his Super Bowl appearance, and Eli is terrible!), one interception, which equates into an 81.7. Normally, that's seen a just meh, but this is Peyton Manning we're talking about, so there's more weight.

Dominic Rhodes ran for 113 yards on 21 carries (5.3 yards a carry, on the Bears defense!) and touchdown, yet he didn't get the MVP?
Don't get me wrong, I was glad Peyton got his ring, since he deserved it. But his victory isn't as good as the media says.

Don't forget, he was playing against an incredibly overrated Bears team that was led by Rex Grossman. If you gave any team two weeks to prepare against that, they're going to crush them.

Overall rating for Super Bowl XLI: 3/10.

Pros:

-Peyton gets his ring
-Grossman gets raped

Cons:

-Peyton is one of, if not the, most undeserving MVP in Super Bowl history.
-Rain made the game sloppy.
-06-07 Bears are one of the worst teams to make the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl XLI by david smith, jr. January 29, 2009

goldfish bowl 

A girl with a bubble butt and small waist
That girl looks like she got a goldfish bowl in her paints.

I would really like to test the waters in that goldfish bowl
goldfish bowl by dirty maria April 28, 2011

The Super Bowl 

See "The Bowl". The Super Bowl mirrors the act of "The Bowl" except that prior to bathroom sex, the man excretes feces and urine from his body into the toilet bowl. When he shoves the female's head into the toilet bowl before ejaculating, she finds herself surrounded by urine and feces for but a moment before the toilet is flushed and the act of "The Bowl" is completed
Man, las night I super bowled that lady.
The Super Bowl by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

texas chili bowl 

When you pour hot sauce in a chicks ass and then butt rape her
I gave my teacher a nasty texas chili bowl and she efffin loved it
texas chili bowl by 13rasfdawr June 21, 2006

pressed fruit bowl 

As above. Is particularly impressive when the buttocks and arsecrack are employed. The Australian "panel van" style of car is a favorite with exponents of this sport.
"yeh, it was grouse! Simmo done a pressed fruit bowl out the back of the Sandman - I reckon those people in the funeral procession woulda freaked!"

Texas Chili Bowl 

Involves Hot Sauce, your anus, and a phone book.
(shit) we are out of tabasco, no Texas Chili Bowl tonight.
Texas Chili Bowl by MA Nigga Jason October 12, 2010