porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

Little Beans

Little Beans are testicles that are extremely small, and or have a bean-like shape. Usually, you will find Little Beans on a extremely obese person, or a person that is a victim of incest.

You see Daryl over there? I bet he has little beans.

by Raksov October 12, 2024

geen beans

Geen beans are more tasty then green beans so eat them pls

“THEESE GEEN BEANS ARE BUSSIN!!”
“I know right!!”

by Ilikewomancomingfromawoman December 27, 2024

The Beanstalk Effect

The Beanstalk Effect: when a tiny, overlooked, or mocked idea on the internet unexpectedly grows into something huge due to persistence, timing, and network amplification. It goes mainstream, massive, viral, and gains huge value.

Examples:
Bitcoin – People laughed when someone spent $0.01 on a Bitcoin. Now, early adopters are billionaires. Classic Beanstalk Effect.

Hawk Tuah Girl – A drunken street interview clip where she said “you gotta give ’em that hawk tuah” went viral, turning a casual joke into instant fame and online fortune almost overnight. Classic Beanstalk Effect.

(Think Jack and the Beanstalk.)

Lee: Bruv… I wish I’d invested in Bitcoins when they were, like… one cent. But some muppet said, “Nah… won’t be worth nothing.” I’d have been a billionaire now.

Frank: Yeah… me too, bruv, innit. Deffo the beanstalk effect, bruv, LOL.

Lee: LOL, innit, bruv.

by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026

Greganzo beans

Beans that are used to substitute a cucumber and tomato salad

Man I'm never gonna order from them again. I asked for tomato and cucumber salad and they gave me Greganzo beans. Yuck!!!

by Jamzs February 1, 2026

Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.

"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."

by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025

Shelly beans

Identical twins

Shelly beans and Kelly beans make the world go round

by anonymous June 12, 2025