selfie bitch

girls who take massively fabricated photos of themselves and frequently update them to FB, Twitter or Instagram to arouse men's sexual desire.

Selfie bitches pose severe photo-graphical violence to social networking sites.

by Selfie_perra December 19, 2015

Bitch week

When all the females around you in a college dorm sync up their menstrual cycles.

I heard it's Bitch week on the top floor of Governor's Hall. The boys up there better watch out.

by robertclaflin March 15, 2016

ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

by Chochain April 6, 2019

Stoner Bitch

A fine girl that smokes weed!

Jon: "Hey Kevin, who is that new girl you've been talking to?"

Kevin: "Thats my new girlfriend. Or as I would like to call her, my stoner bitch."

J

by KV2k October 2, 2012

Lung Bitching

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.

“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing”
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”

by MeDabeast December 28, 2011

Murphy's Bitch

A person who is frequently a victim of Murphy's Law

Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.

by Killin2day June 24, 2011

Bitch Whistler

A saxophone player with the coveted ability to remove the opposite sex's clothes through his ripping sax lines.

Yo, that bitch whistler's killin it!

by Malcolm's Sax <3 June 30, 2011