anus apple

Insult, generally aimed at people who can't get the picture (usually used by teachers towards their chav pupils)
Shut up! You're such an anus apple!
by Jimbob April 17, 2004
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them apples

When you throw a Dell apple at somebody.
Mike was sitting at his cube, when I came up behind him and beaned him with the apple and said "How you like them apples biaaatch!"
by DJ Russell October 13, 2006
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APPLE TURNOVERS

A girl's extremely large feet and knarly toes curled up, and hanging over her opened toe heels.
That girl was really hot from across the bar, but then I came up closer and spotted that chicks feet, I was like hell naw! Bitch had apple turnovers, for real!
by Brittany T April 15, 2008
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rotten apple

One who is against all apple products, claiming they are all hype and overpriced. This person will come up with any excuse, usually a lame one, to put down an apple product.
Antonio is merely a rotten apple. He claims that the ipod is an overhyped, overpriced, sales gimmick and that you can easily find another mp3 player that does everything the ipod does, and more, for a cheaper price...............cheap being the key word here.
by mathruD January 12, 2009
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Apple Pants

Apple Pants; When a female is on her period and the flow is heavy enough to soak through the front of her pants, skirt or underwear and look a bit like a red, shiny apple.
I saw Brittany today, she didn't know it but she had apple pants.
by Deeks February 24, 2008
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Candy Apple

"The candy Apple" Licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears
i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital

I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn
by The Lizard-The Fox November 02, 2010
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apple anus

When the likeness of a whole roast pig is painted on someone's body in such a way that their anus acts as the rosy red apple wedged in said pig's mouth.
Rob asked me to do a joint costume for Halloween this year. I wanted to be a hula girl, so he went as apple anus. The party was great until someone stabbed him. He was delicious.
by happybirthdayXXX January 20, 2009
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