Sit N' Surf

The act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.

(Guy1 holding a laptop walks up to Guy2)
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf

by Tuver4 July 13, 2011

dunk 'n scrub

Washing you hair under the tub faucet, to trick everyone into think you had a shower.

Uh oh, don't have time to shower, better do a dunk 'n scrub.

by Skytrain Riders November 13, 2011

Tit n' Toot

The process where one woman squeezes nutritious fluids out of her breast into another man or woman's anus while he/she is sprawled out on their back holding their legs up. (Tit-juice into the toot-hole)

Austin told me that Lisa gives the best Tit n' Toot in town.

by TRIGHTTTTTTTT321 September 8, 2011

Freda N. Merikan

A woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive,good and caring nature. Sweetest person you'll ever meet. Kindest heart always giving and looking out for others. Loyal to no end loves while heartedly wears her heart on her sleeve. Not to mention sexy as ever most beautiful with a smile to die for. Very intelligent and interesting. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and only 1 she has been. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Freda never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Someone you will never forget. To know her is to love her. Keep her close, she's a great companion and definitely a keeper.

Freda is One of most wonderful person with lovely voice when she singing

sometimes she could spent her time just scrolling sociomed and laugh herself out and that's Freda N. Merikan

by Eg M. H November 23, 2021

Hot n’ Halp

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.

*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.

by Bennehftw January 16, 2023

Squeeze n’ Grease

Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.

My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.

I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

gross n close

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.

"We got ourselves a gross N close!"

by Chinston Wurchill VI August 8, 2017