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meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
by bigdkA July 9, 2016
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Meat Maid

A young lady excessively partial to receiving vaginal stimulation from the masculine instrument. A slut.
Guy 1- Damn, Sarah's had more than her fair share of cock!
Guy 2- Yeah dude, she's a bona fide Meat Maid.
by lovelyowl December 15, 2012
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meat curtaining

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.
by mm14 November 13, 2011
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meat suitcase

Twas an item from yesteryear used by those of a criminal persuasion to showcase their knock off meat whilst traversing the local ale houses of th1970's . Stealth like in their movements they would suddenly appear and whilst opening their meat suitcase would say in hushed tones, "Ere do you wanna by some pifered pork mate?" "mystery sausage 3 for £1".
" Behold my meat suitcase and the wares within "
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"
by Constanntina August 27, 2022
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Meat Bong

The act of having the tip of your cock sucked, while receiving a hand job, then having your testicles lit on fire after they have most likely been soaked in a flammable liquid or material
Hey man I got to try out a Meat Bong last night! "Really? How was it?" IT FUCKING HURT!!
by Some guy from the DRAKWEB August 30, 2017
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seal meat

spotted scrotom, and or pokadot nuts, stinky seal meat
look at his spotted balls, total seal meat
by dangerdayne February 9, 2008
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bonus meat

When you put both hands on top of each other arose nd your shaft, anything that sticks out past that is bonus meat.
Jaime showed Billy two handfuls, and about six inches of bonus meat.
by Gumbyman January 17, 2018
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